{"id":458,"date":"2015-02-13T18:10:24","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T21:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/?p=458"},"modified":"2015-02-13T18:10:24","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T21:40:24","slug":"heaven-and-hell-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"Heaven and Hell Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Heaven is where:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The police are British<br \/>\nThe chefs are Italian<br \/>\nThe mechanics are German<br \/>\nThe lovers are French<br \/>\nand it&#8217;s all organized by the Swiss<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hell is where:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The police are German<br \/>\nThe chefs are British<br \/>\nThe mechanics are French<br \/>\nThe lovers are Swiss<br \/>\nand it&#8217;s all organized by the Italians<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heaven is where: The police are British The chefs are Italian The mechanics are German The lovers are French and it&#8217;s all organized by the Swiss Hell is where: The police are German The chefs are British The mechanics are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/?p=458\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.pelleys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}