This is a really funny article in The Globe and Mail on 2012 May 12th entitled “What would Canada look like in 2015 if Harper is still Prime Minister?” by Denis Smith.
Sarcasm at its best, for example:
“When the drone attack and parachute drop on Parliament Hill by U.S. Special Forces occurred, no one expected Canada’s vigorous raid on Washington, which ended in the burning of the White House.”
“Planning and building the new [national capital] city [of Three Hills, Alberta] proceeded in deep secrecy under direction from the Prime Minister’s chief of staff. The Defence Department assisted by designating most of central Alberta as a restricted military zone, accessible only by special permit from the PMO.”